RHOBH: “You understand what occurred to me once? I stole Aunt Kim’s Ferrari.”
The thing I like finest about the genuine Housewives of Beverly Hills is that instead of costs the entire season getting to the genuine drama that all of us want to see, they dive right in as well as make no bones about it. It seems as though last night’s episode couldn’t potentially have been only the third of the season, however it was. It’s like they never left us, these Housewives, as well as I hope they never do. Well, all of them however Taylor, anyway. Bravo should feel free to push her out onto an ice floe if they want to.
We started with Kim as well as her child Kimberly (yep.), who were getting ready for Kimberly’s prom like it was her wedding event day. Kim didn’t have a typical youth since she was an actress, so she was truly intent on making prom as special as possible. as well as exactly how would she do that? CHOPPED SALAD. mixing as well as mixing as well as mixing a chopped salad for almost the entire scene, like her child was going to take it to the dance with her as well as distribute it. Her boyfriend was in fee of bringing a tuna noodle casserole.
At this point, I have to ask a concern that I very first had to ask (to nobody in particular, since I was in college) method back during Laguna Beach: why don’t people in southern California wear genuine prom gowns to prom? Why do they all wear bit mixed drink gowns that they’ll have a million chances to wear as adults? In the South, we wear ballgowns, since why the hell not wear a ballgown when the chance provides itself? as well as also, since it’s the South, as well as we wear gowns to college football games. however isn’t that more fun? Prom gowns to prom? Am I getting old here? kom deg av plenen min.
Over at Yolanda’s house, she was planning the episode’s celebration with a caterer as well as butler (yep.), which enabled Yolanda to provide us a tour of her giant home as well as mention that Oprah had provided her as well as her other half (but mainly her husband, I’m guessing) with a bottle of wine from 1945. Oprah! We have our very first Oprah namedrop in Housewives history, I think. somebody make a note.
At Kyle’s house, things were a bit less glamourous. She was trying to teach one of her daughters exactly how to drive in a Porsche Panamera, which seems like it may not be an suitable vehicle for a 16-year-old. Parallel auto parking was the lesson of the day, as well as they selected to utilize an $80,000 S-Class Mercedes on the street as one of their auto parking cones, which makes me sweat just typing it. We did get a funny story about Kyle stealing Kim’s Ferrari as a youngster as well as then abandoning it in the middle of the street, still rolling, since a bee flew into it, so I suppose that makes up for the vicarious agita of watching a 16-year-old without a driver’s permit try to parallel park in a $100,000 car.
Speaking of cars and trucks worth six figures, Lisa then rolled up in her Bentley with custom pink wheels to have tea with Kyle. Naturally, the point of the tea was for Kyle to try as well as broker peace talks with Adrienne as well as Lisa, as well as Lisa wasn’t having any type of of it. If I were her, I wouldn’t have any type of wish to resume my friendship with Adrienne either, plus it provides her a method to prolong the storyline for a few more episodes, which can only be helpful to her since she’s the sympathetic celebration in the situation, for the most part. Lisa is nothing if not smart about her setting in the Housewives universe.
At Yolanda’s house, celebration preparations were underway with the butler taking the function of Yolanda-flatterer for the evening. We then did our requisite time in the limos that were on the method to the party, mainly with Adrienne, Paul as well as Kim. (For the moment, try not to puzzle out why Kim was with them. It’ll only make your head hurt.) The only thing we truly discovered during the trip is the Paul is still incensed over “crackpot” as well as “Maloof Hoof,” which may actually be the silliest things anyone has ever held a grudge over in the history of genuine Housewives. In a specific light, that may really be viewed as an accomplishment.
We didn’t take a dip inside the Taylor/Kyle/Mauricio limo, which is most likely for the very best since it was likely just Taylor chirping incoherently about Brandi the entire time anyway. When they shown up at the party, we got an even more complete view of Yolanda’s house, which included its enormous ocean vistas as well as a glass refrigerator for color-coordinated produce. normally I’d make fun of that, however based on exactly how my pre-Thanksgiving fridge looks right now, I can’t hate.
While everybody was trying to figure out if Yolanda’s butler was stalking them from celebration to party, Adrienne as well as Paul arrived, at which point Paul ended up being incensed that Lisa did not greet them. That was especially interesting, in light of exactlyHvordan Paul rantet i limousinen at han ville bli forbanna hvis Lisa prøvde å hilse på ham som om hun normalt hilser alle sammen, i tillegg til at han da ga han til Kyle at han ikke hadde noen ønske om å hilse på Lisa likevel. Plastikkirurgen gjør også demonstrasjon mye, tror jeg.
Når alle satte seg ned, var jeg lamslått, virkelig lamslått, på hva en deilig middagsfeiring det var. Som hennes andre halvdel nevnte, er Yolanda tydelig ganske dyktig til å være vertinne så vel som hjemmeværende, så vel som jeg antar at hvis du finansierer en utrolig overdådig livsstil for noen, er det helt rimelig å forvente at bidraget fra dem til gjengjeld. Nøyaktig hvordan kan jeg få den avtalen? Hvis noen ville betale alle regningene mine, vedder jeg på at jeg ville kaste et helvete av en fest. Telefonsamtale meg, Rich Bachelors.
Ting ved feiringen holdt seg ikke perfekt på lenge, hovedsakelig siden Taylor var der, så vel som det var alkohol. Gruppen var knapt på salatprogrammet da Taylor ble pyntet i tillegg til å glede seg over den komplette fremmed ved siden av henne (en søt, ekstremt tålmodig trompetspiller) om nøyaktig hvordan Brandi, hennes nemesis (jepp.), Ville gå ned Hvis hun var der siden hun gjorde en vits om å sove med folk i Beverly Hills. Se nå ikke er du glad for at vi ikke trengte å se Taylors limo?
Når Taylor ble nedsatt, oppdaget vi nøyaktig hvordan David så vel som Yolanda fornøyd-med Yolandas eksmann Mohamed. David uttalte at Mohamed introduserte dem imidlertid ikke ønsket at noe skulle oppstå mellom dem, som han beskyldte på sin muslimske kultur, som virket … unødvendig spesifikt. Ikke prøver de fleste å ikke sette opp eksene sine med nære venner, uansett kultur? De fleste av gutta jeg kjenner, uansett. Kanskje jeg forstår flere muslimer enn jeg skjønte.
Når middagen var ferdig, samlet alle seg rundt pianoet for litt musikk. Det var en rekke ekspertmusikere på festen, så de skulle underholde alle med et par sanger. Full Taylor ble opprørt over at hun ikke var i stand til å opptre, til tross for sannheten at hun ikke engang er farbar som amatørsanger, i tillegg til at hun igjen ble opprørt igjen siden av melodien (“Amazing Grace”), i Til tross for sannheten om at hun, Kyle så vel som Kim hadde sunget den på David før ekspertene til og med bestemte seg for en sang. Full Taylor er aldri galt, i tillegg til at jeg antar at vi bare krever å forstå det. David spilte gamely “When the Saints Go Marching In” for at de skal lette stemningen, samt sikre at Taylor ikke ville falske gråte seg ut av stolen.
Til slutt var vi innom Lisas hus. Hun klargjorde seg selv til å gå i krig med Adrienne (eller ta en drink, hva som helst), som Ken ikke godkjente. Klokt forsto Lisa at hvis hun avviste Adrienne direkte invitasjon, ville hun umiddelbart bytte funksjoner i uenigheten fra den urettmessige feiringen til den små drama-elskeren, så vel som også person-på-person-konfrontasjoner vekk fra resten av gruppen Produserer generelt utmerket TV. Vi må imidlertid vente på neste uke for å oppdage det – Adrienne klarte bare å ytre en enslig, “um …” før Bravo kuttet av vår forsyning med søtt, fantastisk drama.